BRAINROTPOP Baphomet the 1st

Baphomet the 1st, Great Ruler of Cuteness, head bumping fascist butts. He comes from the abyss, the underground, a far far away land. His trick? Using his Cuteness Powers to irritate the fascist ass. 🖤✡️🖤

By the Rules of Cuteness he is abiding, hence giving him mighty strength and bringing joy to the kinder folks. He is a protector, a guardian helping to fight the forces of the unkind evil. If you cannot fight the forces of evil, he can and will. No fascist will be allowed to enter your home and your mind will remain clear from bad taste or thoughts. ✡️🖤✡️

A pentagram was embroidered with the blood of his enemies. 

He is scented with his ancestors essential oils, the sacred oils of the Big Sakura Tree. 

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